Country Dictionary

goot

v goot

poni : " v goot"

Assthma

Breathing condition. Can be partially cured by inhaling ones fart directly from their asshole.

Man 1: Oh man woke up with the worst case of assthma this morning

Johnathan: Dont worry man i got you *Jumps on his face ass-first and farts*

jizzshit muffin

A muffin that it looks like a group of guys jizzed on it and then another guy came and took a shit on the jizz mountain.
Can also be used as a compliment

"Yo look at these jizzshit muffins i baked"
"Dam u look like a real jizzshit muffin today <3"