Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Juggernaut

The unstoppable natural urge to ejaculate on a woman's breasts

His sperm became a juggernaut even though he aimed for her belly

by clickeye3 March 28, 2019

envirophobic

The irrational fear of being killed by the environment.

Scott is so envirophobic that he moved to Denver to avoid ocean rise.

by clickeye3 February 03, 2019

peanut butter split

When a girl uses peanut butter to attract a dog to her vagina

After living alone for many years the girl knew it was time for a peanut butter split to take the edge off

by clickeye3 August 28, 2018

reinfarce

To knowingly restate an absurd comment

Donald Trump reinfarced his statement on crowd size at his rally

by clickeye3 June 26, 2021

K-Prop

North Korean propaganda

Kim released another K-Prop video of North Korea nuking America

by clickeye3 June 28, 2021

Expressificity

When a black person takes the time to choose a fancy word before speaking

Reginald used extreme Expressificity when speaking at the all black college.

by clickeye3 December 10, 2019

Land Mime

Accidentally stepping on a sleeping mime and dealing with the explosive verbal reactions before the mime realizes they need to start being silent again.

"I stepped on a Land Mime the other day and they yelled "What the Fuck???" then went silent and climbed out of an invisible window"

by clickeye3 October 19, 2019