Country Dictionary

one who goes after ugly women at night while intoxacated and wakes up feeling like he spent the night hunting for monsters

"what happend last night, and why do i feel like van helsing"

noun; the result of one female's attraction to another, characterized by the massive, uncontrollable engorging of the clitoris,and lewd, sometimes erratic behavior.

Holy shit, did you see Shahera pop that huge lezboner for Kristen?

The migration of people from California to other states to look for cheaper housing, better morals, lack of gangs/drugs/prostitution, etc., but bring their own lack of morals, drive up house prices, and bring gangs/drugs/prostitution to the other states.

The californication of Utah, Arizona, Oregon, and Idaho has escalated in the last 10 years. Why doesn't California do us a favor and just sink into the ocean?

1) A very intuitive person who just happens to be able to figure out technology just by playing around with it, usually without any prior experience with said technology. This person is able to figure out any technology, from cell phones, to car stereos, to paper shredders. 2) Never needs instructions on assembly of any new technology and always does it right.

Yogi's such a techack. He's never even used that cell phone before and he's managed to program his own ring.

1. noun. a. A male who, often through means of manipulation and deception, attempts to gain the physical affection of a female who is already committed to another person. Common motives include; jealousy, or the need to compensate for feelings of inferiority to the victim; uncontrollable sex drive; or simple spite or malicious intent. {Pussy from Low German puse + Bandit from Italian bandito}

1. That filthy pussy bandit SPC Espino tried to steal Matt's woman, but fortunately, he was cock blocked and failed miserably. Maybe, it's because he has an incredibly severe case of dick hand.

A show that, despite it's long history and fame, is to this day viewed only by obese homosexual stamp-collecting faggots, who at best might make love to a microwaved bagel. A popular debate topic as of now is how William Shatner ever found work or intercourse after his time on the show.

Me and my friends plan to go to my house and play Pokemon and watch Startrek- just not too late cuz my bedtime is 5:30.

from the Latin citron + Cum, slang for sperm, from Greek spermos 1. noun; citricum a. The product of consuming vast amounts of citrus fruits to deliberately induce a pleasant, sometimes fruity taste in ones cum 2. verb; to citricum, citricame, citricumming, citricums a. To ejaculate citricum.

1. This citricum is so delicious, high in protien and low in calories. I think I'll share it with SPC Jun. 2. After I citricame on Jun, I threw him out of bed and called him a whore.