Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Medford

A petite, balding homosexual that should never be exposed to large amounts of grain alcohol.

Don't let that Medford drink any vodka, he will stab the dining table with a knife.

by coocoocanonball March 08, 2010

Creek Gypsy

White trash who wander and play around creeks. They can usually be spotted with ditch pigs.

Check out the creek gypsy smoking and playing with craw dads.

by coocoocanonball March 07, 2010