A fork of Rural Dictionary
a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs
"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"
I don't think you ready for this jelly. (I don't think you realize what a fat ass I am underneath these ghetto assed clothes.)
The main character in the book, Lamb The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. He invented sarcasm.
"La-la-la. Hey Roman guy, too bad about your getting stabbed. La-la-la. It's probably not a message from God or nothing. La-la-la. Telling you that maybe you should have gone home, la, la, la. Instead of oppressing the chosen people who God hisownself has said that he likes better than you. Fa, la, la, la." -Biff, when distracting a Roman gaurd so Jesus could bring a man back from the dead when they were young.
An increasingly terrible network which introduced good shows, such as Dexter's Lab, and Samuri Jack, then overdid them. Now, Dexter's Lab is no longer funny. None of the newer versions of any of the cartoons are funny. The reruns still provoke laughter, but the new ones are just sad.
Despite it's lack of humor, Cartoon Network is better than Nickelodeon.