Country Dictionary

LAMER

A person that thinks computers are limited to games. Often refers to himself as a "gamer"

Man, those lamers have been playing counterstrike all night.

Skamoog

Is the act of ejaculating into a fan that is turned on causing the semen to fling from the blades to the surrounding space.

Oh my god watch out he is Skamooging into the fan.

Oh my god I just got Skamooged on all over my Jacket.

Is that Skamoog on the ceiling?

Holy shit he is going to Skamoog again, watch out!