A fork of Rural Dictionary
To jerk off, to cum IN A SPEEDY MANNER
Time to scorch the cockles! I picked up a ho to scorch my cockles. I scorch my cockles faster than most. He scorched the cockles while doing a handstand. Thou scorcheth the cockleth with much haste, good sir.
a stupid way to say over text "I see"
me: I like food her: Ice tea me: Ice tea is gr8 too her: it means I see, dumbass me: …………….
Swagy's pet dog in the never released knockoff of scooby doo
A phrase that can be used in many situations as an insult (interchangeable with the word stupid/retard) or to express pain.
Ex 1 (expression of pain): *stubs toes against table leg* "That's Fast!" Ex 2 (insult): Ricky: "Girls who fart scare me more than death." Me: "That's fast."
what happens when you have way too much time on your hands and when you have mastered the art of roasting people and people groups
Does georgina ever stop with the shit posting?
doing something before your supposed to example: one time, there was a hot girl I knew and when she asked my name, instead of telling her my name, I immediately told her my insta account name
Charlie: "Daniel you idiot, you were supposed to tell her your name. Quit jumping the gun."