Country Dictionary

Anal probe

A gadget used to dive deep into some ones anal cavity and give them some sort a sexual pleasure.

"Oooooooooo that anal probe is soooooooo GOOOOOOOOODDDD "(moans)

Scret

Light harted insult used in a joking way

Oi you shitty arsed SCRET, or just say scret repetly

shit house

quite simpaly a house full of shit

Look at this place its like a shit house

burning love

when, at night you reach out for the vaselene, and pick up the vicks vapour rub instead!!

example given above, as i sed, when, at night you reach out for the vaselene, and pick up the vicks vapour rub instead!!

Mint card

A person with a rather deranged and deformed nose

"Errrrrrr look at that mint card its like a lil mountain" "Thats sick, I could proberly fix it with a hammer though"

Cheetos

A name given to a ginger person.

Ginger boy: "Alrite!" Random: "Yer I'm gd cheetos"