Country Dictionary

ebonics

1.)language used that doesn't exactly mean what is said 2.)language used to put a twist on specific words to tweak it to a certain style (like southern) so specific people can understand

1.) The doctor was mad at me 'cause I called and told him that I wouldn't be able to make disappointment. 2.) a.Is you goin' to chuch? b.You didn't bring your huntin' boots widjadidja?

flush walker

one who uses the restroom, flushes, and then carelessly walks away without checking for residue

John is a flush walker cause when I went to pee, he left a skunk stripe in the toilet

true soldier

one who eats a girl out while on their period

bob: did you hear about bill? tim: no, what happened bob: he ate suzy out while she was on her period. he got a taste of EVERYTHING tim: ahhh, what a true soldier

darkshadow

when someone of an administrative position does something to punish another administrative member of the same level or higher without seeking higher authority. this usually results in a demotion or being fired. also known as a DS

Bill: John broke a rule, so I placed a temporary ban on him without seeking the admin's premission. Will: Haha, what happened? Bill I got fired...

shitlocks

1.) term used to describe nappy dreadlocks 2.) term used to describe nappy braids/cornrows

1.) That guy need to shave them shitlocks out of his head!! 2.) Jim: You ugly Bob: Yo mama Jim: Shut-up and take them shitlocks down Bob: Fuck you man

skunk stripe

a streak of poop residue down the center of a toilet bowl left by a careless flush walkerthat looks like a (insert poop color) stripe

I was about to take a piss, when I look down and see a damn skunk stripe.