A fork of Rural Dictionary
Silly looking little dreadlocks that are not actually dreadlocks, there shitlocks
i've heard of dreadlocks but shitlocks?
brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit
look at that guys shitlocks
Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
Sexual term with reference to the anus.
She let me stick it in her shitlocker.
"Why are you walking like you shat yourself?" "Man, I wish. I think I've got terminal shitlock here."
An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.
Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!