A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. The things you have under your bed you jack off to and don't want your mom to see, aka your porn tapes. 2. A handy tool which you can do a lot of stuff with, for example, you could tape your girlfriend to the wall, or shut someone's mouth up, y'know, normal things.
1. I know where your porno tapes are. 2. Shut your fuckin mouth or I'll pull out some tape and do it myself!