A fork of Rural Dictionary
The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.
I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.
Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.
Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.
Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.
My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.
Vaginal discharge resembling snot or nasal rubber.
Last night when I went down on Suzie I got a healthy serving of pussybooger.
A reverse investment. To stupidly purchase tangible or paper assets at the top of the market. To act as a human sheep and follow the masses in popular speculative buying.
My bartender says gold is going to $5000 an ounce. I think this could be a good devestment like the real estate he sold us.
A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.
I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.