Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

The First Cock On The Job

When a guy pops a chicks cherry, therefore being the first cock ever to enter her vagina

Joe: Wow she is so hott! Devon: Yepp, i was the first cock on that job. Joe: NICE

by Devon October 12, 2004

Fwonk

when you have nothing else to say, "Fwonk" is always the perfect thing.

"yeah well, fwonk"

by Devon March 13, 2003

snipe

A half burned, but still good extinguished cigarette, found in an ash tray or on the ground.

Man, your work is a killer place for snipes!

by Devon August 18, 2004

Dogma

A blind faith in a religion by people with exceedingly low IQ's.

George Bush is stupid and is also very dogmatic, what a coincidence.

by Devon July 17, 2004

Cuntcrack

hell yea, gravy, fantastic

Norm went cuntcrack to his new cd.

by Devon April 25, 2005

shmigma

When one doesnet clean the head of his penis (one with a foreskin) and gets a goey green shit comming out of the head of their nob

Man that guy has some awful shmigma

by devon April 25, 2003

normalist

the most normal and prettiest...is the coolest one in the group...

c'mon faith...your the normalist one there...gosh...

by devon November 01, 2004