Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Assprouts

The equally distasteful offspring of an asshole

Alright you assprouts,put the wheels back on my car!

by digschopper December 27, 2015

shlurg

Unidentifiable sludge found in a used motor

My 65 triumph is full of shlurg

by digschopper November 22, 2012

mother god damn fucker

One who pushes the term mother fucker to the extreme

All you pertifiles are mother god damn fuckers.
Mother god damn fucker i hit my hand with a hammer.

by digschopper April 11, 2011