Country Dictionary

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rope

...pot, flower, marijuana

Is it rope because of the long, twisty shape? or because it's in the hemp family?

Yes.

by dissedurban April 21, 2021

hanging cad

- an orange bit of fluff trying desperately to hold onto power by conspiring to prosecute the vote.

In 2000 it was a hanging chad. Twenty years later it's a hanging cad.

by dissedurban November 24, 2020

trumphant

Having lost but claiming to have won.

Though spanked by Biden, he walked away trumphant.

by dissedurban September 13, 2021

Cuomosexual

Anyone who rather than obtaining sexual gratification through normal, socially acceptable means can only enjoy it if they've pressured the other person into submission through fear and intimidation.

The whole Me Too movement is designed to ferret out these cuomosexuals and make it clear that these old guys-will-be-guys pressure tactics are no longer going to be tolerated in silence, come what may.

by dissedurban August 08, 2021

Covidi Amin

- a moniker for the US. President Donald J. Trump who by dint of deliberate, willful inaction with respect to Covid-19 is directly responsible for enormous loss of life.

Uganda had Idi Amin for EIGHT years. I hope we only have Covidi Amin for FOUR!

by dissedurban October 05, 2020

Skeletorangutantrump

...that one obvious modern, super whiny villain whose specialty is persuading others to loudly lie with a straight face.

I thought Skeletor was bad, back in the day, but Skeletorangutantrump makes him look lame by comparison.

by dissedurban April 23, 2021

viridesCO VIDeo

- Latin for "I see I become green," which bears an unfortunate relation to dying of COVID-19.

Praeses mea, placet auxilium, cogito viridesco video. (My President, please help, I think I'm turning green.)

by dissedurban October 08, 2020