Country Dictionary

blast

v. to vomit. usually as a result of drinking too much in one sitting, though blast can be used freely as a synonym for vomit.

n. vomit

Dude, I you're so wasted. You just blasted all over the hood of that Caddy.

South Bend

a town in "Michiana" where fun goes to die

If it weren't for all the crack heads and cheap whores, South Bend would almost tolerable.

fangoriously

Relating to the use of fangs.

"Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested."

bdnb

acronym for "Back Door, No Babies"

I didn't have a glove, so I had to go BDNB. Don't worry, I watched out for the splash.

polygonious

1. Consisting of crude low resolution polygons used in 3D graphics.

2. A type of technology used in Strong Bad's Extra Real Dating Sim XR

The Homestar and Marizpan Extra Real Hating Sim XR uses the most state of the art polygonious technologies