A fork of Rural Dictionary
One's preference for a particular type of sexual partner, regardless whether that preference is rigidly or casually held, and regardless how morally repugnant others may find that preference.
heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, and pedosexual are all sexual preferences. Pedosexual propaganda uses pedophile as a euphemism in place of pedosexual to make it seem like it isn't all that bad.
1. An epidemic infection of spyware and adware, frequently euphemized as AOL. 2. A heavy financial burden.
My sister went back to PayOhHell because she got scared by all the viruses that installed with SBC Yahoo's software.
v. To move a phone number from one carrier or type of service to another; p.t., ported. n. The act of porting a number.
I got a cell phone and ported the landline number to my cell phone. It was only supposed to take a week or so to port the number, but it took two months, instead. The port went through yesterday, only no one bothered to tell me. I've had my cell phone turned off most of the time since no one could call it any way until the number is ported, so when I turned it on this morning it suddenly had four voice mails waiting.
Shaking hands with the unemployed.
He's shaking hands with the unemployed, just like a politician at the Unemployment Office. Huh? Masturbation. Oh, of course!
To cause to belong or be devoted to. (See devotion.)
Some people dedicate their entire lives to a single goal.
Monopoly: A bored, (pardon the Freudian slip), game. monopoly: A legal concept that has been legislated out of existence by attorneys, judges, and legislators. Now that all legal definitions of monopoly are unlawful, simply understand this: When a corporation is so big that it doesn't need to worry about whether consumers like doing business with it, because they have no choice, it's a monopoly.
No please, let's not play Monopoly. See PayOhHell, MyCrudSoft, and Kneejerk Corruptions, Incorrigible.
Any slang term used by bigoted or self-righteous people to negatively stereotype others. Even though the word may have its proper place in our language and a correct definition, its meaning in common usage is so subjective that it defies accurate definition.
An abortion is the medical and legal term for miscarriage. The introduction of intentional miscarriage brought about slang usage in which it means feticide, which is the medical and legal term for causing a fetus to abort, whether intentional or not. A cult is the religious aspect of one's culture, thus the similarity between the words cult and culture. Bigoted name-calling insists that only "other people" join cults. Democracy means rulership by the people, for the people, and all that that implies, such as free elections. The one nation that is most critical of what other nations try to pass off as Democracy can't even hold debates between its own presidential candidates without two of the four candidates trying to attend being arrested and charged with trespassing just for being there. One person's truth is his opponent's propaganda, and vice versa. Phobias are psychologically induced, irrational fears. In common usage, they are nothing more than something to accuse others of having when one wants to discount their opinions and be excused to behave in a way that they find repugnant. If bigots only realized how bigoted they sound when they call other people bigots, probably no one would ever use the word.