A fork of Rural Dictionary
my shit house is killin me like a bitch after drinkin all that cum
the funniest kind of people, commonly seen playing bingo, taking shits, and making old people porn
yo my grandparents are the coolest old people, i just got thier newest tape...GRANDPA GAVE GRANDMA A DUTCH OVEN
when an old man with a limp, crinkly old penis has sex with a sheep, and then watches his wife masterbate to the tape of it
yo old man funston and his girl rumple stiltskined our sheep!
a nipple who's movement that you can control so much that some people have been known tot tie shoe laces with them
that brother has the biggest sphincter nipple son, i saw him pouring sprite for everyone at the party last night
someone who is so amazingly annoying that we had to make up a new word to desrcibe them
dan cohen is the biggest fucking twat waffle ive ever seen, so i bitch slapped that ho