Country Dictionary

Kroger Brand

used to describe something that is unsatisfactory, cheap, or bad quality

"Your car sounds so bad it's Kroger Brand!"

afterfuck

the second girl of the night you had sex with, as if it was an afterthought.

i had sex with lucy and cindy tonight. cindy was really just an afterfuck though

cag

short for chicago, pronounced like cog

let's hit up the cag this weekend, I love the windy city

Fur

Redundant; pointless; foolish

After a 30 minute conversation about toothpicks, we all decided it was just too fur, and changed topics.

Strawdog

verb. To rape someone twice noun. A double rape

Man, getting raped really sucked, but at least-- damnit a strawdog- got raped twice.