A fork of Rural Dictionary
a friend of the dream team, and server operator on the dreamsmp he doesnt speak or show his face online, but is considered one of the funniest people on the dream smp just by using in game chat
his minecraft skin is captain america in a reindeer onesie
dsmp fan 1: did you see what Callahan just said
dsmp fan 2: yeah, he is so funny and he doesnt even talk!