Country Dictionary

ass sandwich

having sex, getting laid

I'm going to have myself an ass sandwich later tonight after the kids are asleep.

trim the yeti

the act of having a significant other cut/buzz/shave the hair off of a man's back and/or shoulders.

I asked my wife if she had time to trim the yeti because i'm going swimming tomorrow.

Manorexic

An intentionally skinny man, usually a hipster that also wears skinny jeans to display his manorexic figure. Commonly found in Portland, OR. Most manorexics prefer the indoors and rarely venture outside, sightings can be infrequent. Coffee shops are good places to find one.

The guy you're standing behind in line at 7-11 wondering how he fit into his jeans then you begin to realize that his legs are skinnier than your arms, and you're not a big guy yourself. It's because he's a manorexic.

porch mama

A mother who yells, shouts, or screams out commands to her kids from her porch or deck.

She's a porch mama. She just sits on her ass barking out orders.