A fork of Rural Dictionary
The state of being infuriatingly indecisive but clouding it in a passive-aggressive illusion of being open, forcing a partner into an infuriating game of process of elimination they cannot win.
“Where do you want to go to dinner?” “I don’t care. You pick. Anywhere is fine by me.” “Okay. Let’s go to Olive Garden.” “I don’t want to go there.” “How about T.G.I.Friday's?” “I don’t want that.” "Chili's?" "No." “Arby's?” “No.” “McDonald’s?” “No.” “White Castle?” “No.” “BITCH, THAT IS EVERY RESTAURANT IN THIS TOWN. STOP BEING PICKY-WASHY.”
1. When you take modeling gigs that are beneath your fame and stature because you spent too much money on stuff. 2. When you sue your ex-wife because you spent too much money on stuff.
Bro 2: Yo, you’re wearing cologne now? Bro 1: Yo, Guadalupe got it for me to cover up the smell after we do it. Bro 2: Thank God for deppseration.
A Friday when you have to work on Saturday, so you can't really enjoy it like it's the end of the work-week. The opposite of a Bon Jovi Friday.
"T.G.I.F., bro!" "Naw, bro. I gotta work tomorrow. Today is a Morrissey Friday." "That sucks, bro."
Observance of all the combined holidays of the year (birthday, Christmas, Halloween, Easter, and anniversary, but can extend to any others as well).
Bro 2: Yo, what's that, bro? Bro 1: Yo, it's for Guadalupe's Birthmasoweenterary since I didn't get her anything all year, bro. Bro 2: Yo, you think all that's going to fit?
A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.
"Does Pierre ever get laid?" "Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."
A contraction of "I'm out." Especially useful as an intention to abruptly end a conversation.
Bro 1: Yo, so me and Guadalupe were goin’ at it in her little sister's room, bro. Bro 2: Was her sister in the room? Bro 1: (pause) Bro 2: Mout.
1. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued sexual intercourse over a prolonged period of time. 2. Permission (actual or presumed) to have continued anal intercourse over a prolonged period of time.
Bro 2: Yo, I noticed that you've been seeing Guadalupe a lot lately, bro. Bro 1: Yo, she gave me an assport, bro. Bro 2: I don't want to know which definition it is.