A fork of Rural Dictionary
An attack of the diarrhoea's SO bad that it looks like someone's arse has done a firehose rodeo down the loo.
Quite literally the onomatopaeic sound that would be assumed to go with the actual incident
Even worse when the whirly splat is discovered by the owner of the toilet and has had time to dry.
Toooommmmm, get you arse in here!!!
That's a right proper case of the whirly splats that is!!! here have a toilet brush
Rhyming slang for Knackered
Probably from Yorkshire
Geez i'm kerry packered - i need a lie down
A word to describe a good male orgasm during sex
ooh here it comes ............ urglesplurge
Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.
Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette
Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata
The name given to a stumbled upon very wealthy looking village, the kind where every other house has a thatched roof and helicopters in garages are two a penny.
The kind of place where you know everyone has axminster carpets.
Wow, looks like we stumbled into cashminster - nice gaff m'lord!
pronounced "herumf"
UK - One word way of expressing your dissatisfaction or annoyance with something
..this beer tastes like shit .. hrumph!!!
(1) Tax man's asking us for 200 quid
(2) hrumph!!
From memory - derived at Sedbergh School Cumbria
Where billet (french for ticket) simply replaces the word ticket in the well known "just the ticket" phrase
A statement of agreement!
(Ali) Adam has got 20 odd tinnies coming in this weekend - do you want some - quid a tin?
(Ian) cool, count me in - i'll take 4
(Ali) just the billet!