Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss. After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses. Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

by eddy April 07, 2005

ls&fog

Licking, Sucking, and Fucking Other Girls/Guys

That damn whore of a girlfriend has been ls&fog!

by Eddy July 22, 2006

david miller

david raymond miller is the American born mayor of toronto, the biggest city in Canada. He's known to be a hypocrite for efforts to slash police funding while campaigning on a law and order platform. His communist hoplophobic views are apparent in his repeated calls for handgun bans. His insanity prevents him from realizing that previous repeated banning of inanimate objects fail to prevent them from being used by criminals.

If david miller thinks banning handguns will prevent criminals from using them, he must believe there is no narcotics problem in toronto. Narcotics have been banned for decades, yet criminals traffic them like they were going out of style. david miller claims half of all guns used in toronto crimes originated from the US, but can't provide proof of this claim. Police admit they can't trace the origins of 60% of these guns. Does david's insanity come with clairvoyance?

by Eddy January 16, 2008

Star Wars

Possibly the one of the greatest stories ever written. It has a total of 5 movies and 100 or so books as well as hundreds of comics, games, etc. It is often pitted against Star Trek in flame wars.

Let's watch Star Wars.

by Eddy May 24, 2003

FITA

Acronym: Fucked In The Ass

After that major foul up he really got FITA by the boss.

by Eddy November 23, 2006

Fog Ducker

Dog Fucker with the first letter of each word swapped.

What did Tom do all day? He rarely shows up anymore, this morning he's late, is he even working? Nah... he's a fog ducker.

by Eddy June 20, 2007

jonmang

just a mang, mang see also: jonmange

y 2 be a jonmange

by eddy August 02, 2003