Country Dictionary

A penis. Man-udder is usually referred to masturbation or handjobs since it resembles milking a cow.

My girl kept yanking my man-udder 'til my milk went on her face.

When some one clicks a pen for the hell of it or to annoy someone.

Mike: *Clicks pen*
Sally: Stop that pen-clicking!

A cheesy pop singer that is famous for no good reason. She also has a really horrible voice.

Ke$ha fan: Have you heard that song Tik Tok? Its really amazing.

Me: I only listened to like 15 seconds of it. It was horrible.

Ke$ha fan: Fuck you! She is really talented!

Me: You think she's talented? She can't even sing! Go listen to some real music!

A song from the movie Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. Its kind of a mix of Bach's Bouree, Beethoven's Für Elise and Mozart's Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

Me: Classico is an epic song.

A response for "What's up" when you have a boner

Girl: What's up?
Guy: My penis.
Girl: *Looks down* Pervert!
Guy: Well it's better than not much.

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

TV shows that are either bad or unfunny.

Lots of shows on TV are unoriginal programming.