A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of performing hardcore medical surgeries by extreme surgeons. Such scenarios may include a surgeon wearing roller blades while removing a tumor. Or just using an ice skate to make an incision.
"Dude, I've never seen such extreme surgery performed! Dude performed a back flip while lasering my eye! He was SO Medicore!"
When a male attempts to have sex with the belly button of a female luva. Or, a bloody stomach.
"Dude, I totally took Suzie home and tried to give her a porcupine raspberry but I could only get it in a half inch!"
A velociraptor-pterodactyl hybrid. Animal has the ability to run extremely fast, strike fiercely, and take flight. It's shriek can be heard for a circumference up to sixty square miles. Extremely intelligent and dangerous. Approach with caution.
"While traveling across Eastern Oregon my car broke down. I was lucky to have found a very rare velocidactyl to hitch a ride on to Portland."