A fork of Rural Dictionary
A play on the phrase "pencil you in" but adds additional emphasis on the intention of the commitment.
remley: hey wanna get some sushi tomorrow? erica: most deff. i will pen you into my schedule.
A play on the phrase all nighter; used to describe the almost impossible feat of staying up all day without napping.
dude #1: Hey bro wanna take a disco nap? dude #2: Naw dude, I need to get some stuff done. I'm going to have to pull an all dayer.
an article of food that has been left in the refrigerator, freezer, or car so long that it is no longer identifiable as edible;also known as UFO or vintage food.
When I was cleaning out the fridge I found two cans of orange soda, some old turkey meat, and an unidentifiable food object from last Thanksgiving.
Bikini tops that are worn in place of a bra, normally covered by a tank top, wife beater, or shaggy old vintage beach tee. Bathing Bras are worn when one has the intention of going to the beach, pool, or fitting into a socal stereotype during the summer months of the year. Used as a support system, even though we all know bikini tops don't provide that much support...
Michael: Why are you always wearing your bikini top under your tanks? Erica: This isn't a bikini top, this is a bathing bra dude.
A rare neurological disorder often trigged by the seasonal flu shot. Dystonia has gotten recent attention in the media due to the 26 year old woman who is unable to walk forwards without stumbling and making jerking movements. She is unable to walk normal unless she is running...talk about a one in a million chance!
Christian: Why do you keep running away from me? Katie: It's the only way to calm my dystonia homes!
The result of an excited coffee drinker sipping a hot beverage before the drink is at an acceptable sipping temperature. It is possible to experience a sip slip with tea, coffee or any type of hot beverage.
katelyn experienced a sip slip after attempting to chug a tall coffee directly after the barista handed her the hot beverage.
When you want to give someone a standing ovation, but are too lazy to actually stand...most sitting ovations consist of people sitting, clapping, and clarifying that they are indeed giving a deserving person a sitting ovation, not just sitting and clapping; also called a sitting o.
lazy dude: encore, encore (claps hands while sitting) rick: thanks, but your clapping is annoying. lazy dude: dude I'm giving you a sitting ovation, you should be more appreciative of my support.