Country Dictionary

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Texan

Someone from the state of texas, one that is easily offended by anything that isnt from texas or anyone that talks smack about texas (see post regarding texas texan dallas and any other dirt bowl reference). They usually lack the linguistic skills to debate the facts, or form a complete sentence yet feel superior to those not from texas and will continue to ramble on for days on end about how amazing their craphole state is. It's a disgusting form of nationalism at a state level, an epidemic and mental disease that affects most people from texas and should be dealt with immediately.

Texan: The cowboys and texas rule, all you northerners talking smack about texas can foad NONTexan: so I take it you're texan Texan: damn right im texan, and proud of it, you people .....

by esslingen June 16, 2017

Studge Club

Studge Club: A gay strip club where the strippers and clients are male and the clients can purchase fudge packing services from the male dancers usually in the VIP room but sometimes in the parking lot or bathroom. Studge Club - combination and play on words. Strip Club - Where people dance and take off their clothes for money. Stud - A younger sexually attractive and active male. Fudge (Packing Fudge) - Slang - Inserting a penis into an anus or having it done to you.

Guy1: Hey want to hit that new strip club tonight? Guy2: You mean the studge club? Guy1: Ya, I hear there's a lot of new guys there. Guy2: I'm good, have fun. Guy1: Come on, it'll be fun. There's a lot of fudge packing in the VIP room. Guy2: That's just sick bro

by esslingen April 10, 2012