A fork of Rural Dictionary
Stands for Erik Standard Time. This is the best time zone in the world and the best part of the day. EST involves a hot, sexy, amazing, one-of-a-kind Swedish viking coming over and turning the worst of days into the absolute best day ever. Each EST day tops the day before, it gets better and better each time.
OMG 8 hours until EST, cannot wait!!!!!!!!!!!
THE Sleep Train is the most comfortable bed in existence, not because of the mattress but because the most incredible man is the conductor and makes the sleep train better than heaven.
The sleep train is nothing w/o my conductor