A fork of Rural Dictionary
Post ejeculatory pee.
That bizarre sensation of urinating after ejaculation. Ranges from mildly pleasurable to mildly painful.
Person A: Man, I got some burning P.E.P.
Person B: Dude, shut the fuck up.
Man: Hmm P.E.P. can be mildly pleasurable at times.
Elf: Why am I in your bathroom?