A fork of Rural Dictionary
Pre Exercise Poop. Emptying ones bowels in order to prevent possible accidents and lighten the load on ones body. Typically done by long distance runners before their workout.
Runner #1 "Only half a mile left. I really gotta shit"
Runner #2 "Dude, why didn't you take a P.E.P?"
Post ejeculatory pee.
That bizarre sensation of urinating after ejaculation. Ranges from mildly pleasurable to mildly painful.
Person A: Man, I got some burning P.E.P.
Person B: Dude, shut the fuck up.
Man: Hmm P.E.P. can be mildly pleasurable at times.
Elf: Why am I in your bathroom?
Stands for “penis enlargement pills”
“Dude my sick got so big after I took those p.e.p.s”
“It grew 4 more inches after some p.e.p.s”
“My sick couldn’t go in any further after those p.e.p.s”