A fork of Rural Dictionary
Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke
Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke? uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on
Fucking your CEO so hard that she starts to slurrr
Damn Lee, that's your 3rd promotion this year...what's your secret? Just give Carol a burkslur every month and you'll get there really? Yeah, i had her screaming, "schlpank me, schlap me, schlam me" all night long
Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse
Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea you ok? what happened? My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii
Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse
Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea you ok? what happened? My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii