Country Dictionary

totally fuckable

A person of the opposite or same sex that makes you want to jump their bones. When the desire to shag the person overshadows all other obligations.

I didn't know he was so pretty, he's totally fuckable.

FUT

"Fuck you Thug". It's like a rabbits foot, 4 leaf clover or lucky charm. When you need some special power that will give you luck say "Fuck you Thug" audibly. Great Karma will come your way.

I just said FUT and I won! "Fuck you Thug". Better yet, it may save you your job or family by diverting the anger to Thug.

fucknuts

A group of unethical fucking robbers that don't have the balls to tell you they've fucked you.

Those S.O.B.'s are fucknuts.

Fuck me too tears, I got robbed by those stupid fucknuts.

fucknuts

A group of unethical fucking robbers that don't have the balls to tell you they've fucked you.

Those S.O.B.'s are fucknuts.

Fuck me too tears, I got robbed by those stupid fucknuts.

scrotum

Testicular tissue that contains balls. A wrinkled crinkled bag of skin.

Scrotum, scrotum. A wrinkly crinkly bag of skin that I keep my testes in. (Most impressive if sung).

Fucktard

An intelligent person that screws up at every turn

He’s so fucktarded he can’t open a ziplock bag.