A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. When someone's face is ugly to where it looks like someone's ass... 2. When you hallucinate thinking everyone has ass face...
Guy1: Damn! She's sexy but she has buttface syndrome Guy2: Shut the hell up, she's born that way Guy1: Everyone's faces look like asses Guy2: Get off ecstacy you moron!
A person who lacks common sense and who is foolish and gullible.
Person 1: Ur mom geyyyyyy Person 2: STFU simpleton Person 1: What is a simpleton? Person 2: You *Person 1 storms off angrily*
A "music" channel that used to be good back in the 80s and 90s with veejays then in the modern day they lose their jobs for no reason. In the 21st century, MTV became worse to today. MTV is also sexist to men.
Guy 1: I used to be a veejay for MTV but I lost my job now I work at Walmart. Guy 2: That really sucks. Guy 3: MTV sucks anyways and is sexist.
A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.
Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber. *Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*
The rainbow-colored beach ball/pinwheel that pops up whenever you force-close an app or your mac is slow.
Guy1: I got the spinning beach ball of death again Guy2: So? Who cares?
Basic logic that the majority of this planet lacks. (Ex, most booksmart people)
Wow, this is the smartest kid in my class. He can't even sharpen a pencil. He really lacks common sense. How will he even survive in the real world.