A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.
i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender
the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.
We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp. 5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.
2. An exclamation declaring to someone that one has accidentally farted gas, or farted shit. 1. A phrase used to refer to something that came out your asshole by accident, either literally, or figuratively.
2. What's that smell? -Oh shit i farted, sorry. 1a. Hey bro, wanna watch Oprah? -I'd rather eat shit i farted. 1b. What's that she's wearing on her head? -I dunno, looks like shit i farted
r2c is shorthand for saying 'reply to confirm', which is a command given to someone via some sort of intermediary communicative device. It usually follows a statement or command given to someone that is particularily important for the intended receiver to understand and/or follow.
Yo i'm picking up 3 for $45 for us and will, plz r2c
Low quality and/or cheap beer, usually light beer that is only appropriately drank for beer pong or when alcohol access is limited (e.g. highschool, fresh/soph year in college). Can be a derogative reference to beer that tastes like it's low in quality, as a means of recommending that the beer be changed.
Dude wtf get this pong juice out of here and let's get some rolling rock. Dude there's nothing but pong juice left in this keg, let's switch it out. Dude we need to get some more pong juice if we want to play with 12 people.