A fork of Rural Dictionary
when you're giving anal to a skank ass bitch and she gives u ne lip, b 4 u cum, u wip it out and write ur initials on her back.
when i was stone cold fucking this ho from the way, she told me she got gonorrhea. so i wipped it out and gave her bitch ass a wet siggy
AOA is jst ass on ass sex. u rub vigorously until both participants are tired. sum times one tries to wedge one of his butt cheeks up the other's ass, but this is rpoven tpo b a difficult feat.
dude tht perv kid in our grade hu plays lacrosse and halo 2 alot jst invented AOA, which is AOA sex. this kid is a sexual deviant. i mean he does 96 like 12 times a day.
when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.
Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.
its a slang term for internet loser dick face's for cyber sex, b cuz they cannot get it ne where else even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy
superstud9122: hey cindy, wanna hav cybercourse? hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed superstud9122: fine dick hey u wana hav cybercourse? machoman317: hail ya bitch
a tile flood is when ur sittin there in the middle of a shit, or recovering the energy you lost taking tht shit, and this random squirt of pee arises. if you cannot push ur penis down towards the toilet in time, ur penis will stick horizontally out, and u wil pee all ovr ur self and ur floor.
o fucking shit! i didnt recognize the pee was there so i didnt put my penis down, and i got a fucking tile leak! i better clean this up.
having sex with the first letter of the alphabet.
Oh yeah, A. Oh yeah, Oh yeah. Alright. Slower. Faster. Medium Speed. To the left. To the right. Flip to your dorsal side. Ok, don't play with that. Stop. I'm being serious. All right, now we got that settled. How do you do that? That's pretty good. Wait... is that your foot? It is. I see. Okay. Excuse me? Are you sure your bellybutton is big enough? All right... whatever you say. Hey let's get B and C in on this! (Squirt)