Country Dictionary

Jakeing Off

The act of talking to your porno.

Jake- "Oh yeah, baby, what are you doing now!" Patrick- "Jake, are you talking to the computer" Jacob- "he's jakeing off"

Dictionary of Bullshit

Where you accuse people who talk complete shit all the time to get all their information from. Can also be used as a reference to all of the shit in the person's mind.

Patrick- "Dude, everybody else loves America, they all wish they could live here." Jacob- "You're like a dictionary of bullshit dude."

duck and cover

a sex position that involves a man ducking under a woman's legs and covering his head by inserting it gently into a woman's vagina for a period of time

i became dizzy after i performed a duck and cover on my girl last night

breaking the law

Judas Priest's most popular song; the theme song for masturbation.

Patrick's Mom- "PATRICK WE'RE HOME!" Patrick's Dad- "Where is patrick?" (the intro to breaking the law is heard up in Patrick's room) Patrick's Mom- "OH NO, NOT AGAIN!!!"