A fork of Rural Dictionary
An animal (in particular, a dog) that will sneak up on you while you're watching TV and lick you to death
Look out Rob, my dog Hildi is a real lick ninja.
When someone works at a job just long enough to be able to earn unemployment once they intentionally get fired
Why ain't Jed lookin' fer a job?
Didn' ya here...he dun an' hit the hillbilly lottery. Wal Mart gonna be payin' him fer a while.
Hanging slobber from a living thing's mouth that looks like an icicle.
Most commonly found with dogs and crying children.
Whenever I eat a snack, my dog always gets the droolcicles under his lips.
When you wear your crappiest, hole filled, and stained clothing to Wal Mart so that you can blend into the environment.
Unless you want to recreate a scence from Deliverance, you better put on your Wal Mart camo!