A fork of Rural Dictionary
Popular gossip website, overrun by a number of people who aren't as cool as they'd like to be. Temperamental.
Something ancient that everybody knows. Usage originated with the sarcastic statement "Corn laws repealed!", a variant of "Earth comes into being: Big Bang suspected". Used mainly by tossers who think they're at the cutting edge of everything, or by people wary of being made to look less-than-hip by aforementioned tossers.
"Apologies if this is corn, but has anyone heard the latest David Beckham rumour?" "Jesus fuck, that's so corn!" etc.
Three cock gob. Gob is a colloquial term from the north of England, meaning mouth. The term refers less to sexual feats than it does to a person with a generally wide mouth.
"Ah yes, that TV presenter Alex Jones has a right 3CG on her"
Similar to dirty sanchez, but involved spreading the shit down the sides of the mouth too. Taken from the character Beppe from the BBC soap EastEnders, who had a comedy Craig David style beard.