A fork of Rural Dictionary
(Sha-theed) A perpetually drunk, never-nude, terminally ill woman who is allergic to her tongue and has many abilities and unique attributes. Among her skills are: -Counting to six -Seeing God -Never being hungry -Doing a Black Flip -Providing abortions -Burning down a hospital -Guaranteeing protection -Jumping across the street -Sleeping in a chair -Singing in the choir -Immunity to AIDS -Peeing with the lights off -Finding you She always comes first, and she is definitely not Asian. Also, Bono is her brother.
I'm Shithead and my body's a magnet.