A fork of Rural Dictionary
BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.
1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion
2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.
Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."