A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb. When a girl cheats on a good guy then isn't able to find another guy who wants to be in a relationship with her.
She sure bumgarnered herself by cheating on her last boyfriend.
BUMGARNER
verb, bumgarnered, bumgarning.
1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion
2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.
Related forms:
bumgarnator, the bumgarning, bumgarnerity, bumgarnable, bumgarnation, madbumgarnered.
"Brock Lesnar bumgarnered John Cena as per usual."
"Royals were ultimately bumgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil San Francisco Giants."
The act of inserting a bowling pin in your penis hole.
Holy shit did u see that guy pull a Caleb Bumgarner?
Ya hes such a fucking C.H.U.D.
The missing twin of speed racer, lightning fast and volcanically hot, often criticized for having good looks, makes you horny and makes your eyes pop!
A filipino-american born with the power of traveling faster than dust... but he's hot... AND HE'S A FILIPINO.
"Is that daniel mark bumgarner the hot karter? yes, I think he is. let's go meet him! maybe he can make babies wit' me fast!"
"daniel mark bumgarner is so delicious, even straight men turns to gay when they meet him."
someone who is heartbroken by a girl
Pedro bumgarner was arguing with his girl then she blocked him and never unblocked him