A fork of Rural Dictionary
a gentlemans flacid circumsized cock
i think squirrel nutkin has be hoarding in your underpants for the winter
A name synonimous with the turgid penis
I rendered her disabled with my purple headed womb beater
I filled her to the brim with my pump action yoghurt rifle.
shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).
Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant." Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"