Country Dictionary

A napkin covered in sperm/nut.

"Christian has a lot of napkins in his trash can, they're probably nutkins."

Someone with a cunt of a haircut pertaining to the 1980's UK tv "personality" Terry Nutkins who had a haircut like Max Wall on acid. A fucking nightmare basically!

Look at that hunin therangers top! He's got a right fucking nutkins

1. A lanky male who associates with the johova's witnesses 2. Normally a English Cock Bag 3. Also can be found in Germany with a small frankfurter with no peubes on his smooth skin 4. A male nun who enjoys cottaging in his temple :P

"Christ, that boys a right Nutkins!"

When you bust a nut on a napkin

I love my nutkins

NOUN Presenter on the really wild show. Grew up in the shadow of his more famous brother squirrel Nutkin

"Hello strange balding middle age squirrel sibling Terry Nutkin. You randy devil."

The act of devouring a whole family sized packet of KP dry roasted peanuts then taking a shit on an unsuspected victim's face.

"oooh! a Steamy Nutkins on a cold night is really steamy"

Testicles; balls; nuts. Generally used in a 'protective' sense.

Fuck woman! Be gentle with my squirrel nutkins!