Country Dictionary

Someone who is a doorknob is someone where everybody gets a turn. Do you see?

"That Natalie Peake is a right doorknob!"

small CMS (content management system) for the purpose of easily publishing thoughts, links and information. often used for diary websites and highly irritating to those who cannot read and write properly - but quite an experience for everybody else. if they want to.

take a look at the output at www.weblogs.com oder blogger.com

Politer version of wordwanker/word

"He's a right banker!"

Like "Jayzus", only Jay-Z-zus. Something you say when you're fed up and irritated. In place of "Jesus!"

"Will you shut up already, you been yapping your mouth for an hour! Jay-Z-zus!" or "Look what that girl is wearing! Jay-Z-zus Christ!"

To skank something is to get something for free that someone was very lucky to get. A very lucky bastard

"He skanked that Pizza for nout! The skanky git"

Someone who is reliant on drugs.

"That Jim Reynolds is a right smackhead, y' wordtwonk/word with right bad breath"

stands for Derby Lunatic Fringe, notorious crew of derby county.

D D DLF forest fan:we got legged by the DLF last saturday