A fork of Rural Dictionary
A human machine that produces pretentious vocabulary, convoluted phrasing and vague meanings for the purpose of appearing more intelligent. They favor terms that are unfamiliar to most people and do not use them in the correct context.
When Jonathan speaks, I don’t understand a word he says. He’s such a Jargonator!
A manager who is obsessed with the trivial, while completely unconcerned with the substantial issues of the working environment. The reference comes from a boss who would prefer that you'd scrape the scotch tape off the break room table than actually complete a work project.
Sara's boss is such a tape scraper. She insisted that she clean the tables when she should have been helping the patrons waiting in line at the reference desk.
A nastyass skank who puts everything down.
Stop being such a panny and say something nice for a change.
A coach who is a total asshole.
We always lose because coach-hole sits his best goalie on the bench.