A fork of Rural Dictionary
a derogatory british word describing the gentle art of masturbation often misused by americans. Hence: 1)wanking- not wanking off 2)wanker- not wank 3)a situation can be a wank
1) i was wanking (when my mother walked in). i had a wank. 2) Graham is a wanker. Americans are wankers. 3) That was a wank(the film, lecture, class, job interview etc).
Clarice(to Michelle) 'Do u want another game of duelling banjos? This time I'll win!'Michelle 'Don't count on it!!!'