A fork of Rural Dictionary
That feeling you get when your fingers rip through the toilet paper while wiping your butt.
*riiiiiiiipp* oh shit (literally)..... *disgust*
Institute for individuals who do not realize that they frequently punch their own selves.
A: What is that fella doing, circling punches onto himself and dodging them? B: He's entered Fight Club.
The opposite of overslept. When one remains awake way past the scheduled bedtime.
Heck, it's 12:30am! I was planning to sleep at midnight; overwoke by half an hour.