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When you take a selfie of your balding head by perfectly positioning the camera above to see the ever growing scalp.

To effectively monitor his hair loss, Ian takes a Scalpie every morning after getting out of the shower.

Food people eat really late at night. Usually unhealthy and very forgettable.

I'm so drunk and starving! I need a Late Night Bite!

If you play tennis in the Roger Federer era it's called the Federera.

Andy Roddick would have won so much more had he not played in the Federera

If you play golf in the Tiger Woods era, it's the Tigera

Phil Mickelson would have won so much more had he not played in the Tigera. It's the Federera of Golf.

A hotel comforter should be called a Cumforter because everyone has sex on it.

John and Sammie had sex on the hotel Cumforter.

When you can text with both your left and right hand.

Kyle can text "hey baby what're doing later?" just as fast with his left hand as his right one. He's clearly ambitextrous.

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