A fork of Rural Dictionary
An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.
Did you give him the old Slippery Jasper?
The transmutation of alien and human species.
In the movie "The Thing" I would consider that xenotranspeciation. I know... retarded.
Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.